the distance learnerernet

Internet learning, has to be said, is a world of extraordinary complexity.duh.
Information wielded like a hammer thrower jettisons the  hammer. wieldy.
Stolen ideas by creeps from other countries and used to their advance. life plagarist.

Like a dirty snow dropper in the dark. seedy

Tucking the good ones away into his pocket for later. sniffer
Unpleasant truth.heart drainer.
Aw crikey did the lass try to hang on to her love with all her might
the portrait was pained in the dark
throw it out with the other duds

then there is Ruby...wish you were there.